Three simple questions

[happyhaddock]

According to the state's own pathologist, Laci's body had caffeine in it. No witness testified to finding any in Conner. Also, her underwear was worn out completely in back but not at all in the front.

So:

• Why did Laci's body have caffeine in it?
  
• Why didn't Conner's body have any caffeine in it?
  
• Why were Laci's underpants completely worn out in the seat?

The only explanation that can be offered that fits the guilty theories is that Scott got up that morning and told Laci that he had decided he didn't want to be married so he was going to kill her, so, although she was avoiding caffeine because of the baby, she might as well have a last cup of coffee. Then she replied that in that case there was no point in her wearing her good underwear so she might as well get an old pair out of the scrap clothes hamper and wear those instead. But she also asked him to be sure he dumped her with her Croton diamond watch and her antique diamond earrings since, as she liked to say, she wouldn't want to be caught dead without them.

Anyone want to agree with that? Or have a better explanation?

[randex]

Hope the appeal lawyers recognize this