Post by sclcookie on Jun 2, 2006 1:01:15 GMT -5
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush face a firing squad in a
small Central American country.
Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order
to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls
into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.
Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order
to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tsunami!" Again the squad falls apart and
Al slips over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
over the wall." As the firing squad reassembles and the rifles rise in
his direction, that famous smirk comes over his face and he
yells,"Fire!"
small Central American country.
Bill Clinton is first placed against the wall and just before the order
to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!" The firing squad falls
into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall and escapes in the confusion.
Al Gore is the second one placed against the wall. The squad is
reassembled and Al ponders what his old boss has done. Before the order
to shoot is given, Al yells, "Tsunami!" Again the squad falls apart and
Al slips over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop
over the wall." As the firing squad reassembles and the rifles rise in
his direction, that famous smirk comes over his face and he
yells,"Fire!"